What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:42

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is having white skin really that attractive?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die